Vaseline on a stick

Its just a vaseline om a stick

Liam: hey, Peter you want a vaseline on a stick ?

Peter: yea!

Vaseline on a stick by Ping-pong-ball March 2, 2020

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vaseline call

When a sports official makes a really bad call that essentially guarantees a win for one team or player, then the tries to make up for it by making an insignificant ruling in favor of the team or player screwed over by the first call. The make-up call is the "vaseline" call because it's meant to lubricate the figurative anal rape of the first call to make it hurt a little less.

The refs in the 2/28/06 FL State - Duke basketball game had instructions to ensure a Seminole win, but at least they gave Duke a vaseline call near the end of the game.

vaseline call by ghetto blaster October 13, 2006

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Vaseline Sandwich

The nastiest of all sex positions. One partner lies in neutral position on their back, flexing the hips forward. The second partner will Lower themself into a seating position, in the opposite direction. It is imperative for the crouching partner to be facing the North facing wall. The crouching partner will then lift the leg of their dominant hand 45 degrees in the air. Either partner will begin to thrust simultaneously. Variations of this position include multiple partners, one partner thrusting, and the use of Vaseline as lubricant.

Hey Karen, bend over and I’ll give you a Vaseline Sandwich

Vaseline Sandwich by Sultry Sally September 19, 2020