cumbreathing thunderfuck

When a girl gives you a blowjob, and you bust too big of a load, causing her to choke and cough. usually lots of swears will be used during this, like the swear god of Madagascar, Thunderfuck.

A mad hot blondie is blowin ya, and you cream a huge one, filling her throat. She gags, calls you lots of insults, and you smile, and reply "she's a cumbreathing thunderfuck" to the tune of "she's a very kinky girl"

cumbreathing thunderfuck by Bam Spazzy December 7, 2009

Thunderfuck 

Using a car battery during sex, usually attaching one of the jumper cable ends to the penis and the other end to the vagina or anus, resulting in an electrifying experience.

I've never seen hair stand up like Jill's after she was thunderfucked.

Thunderfuck by Jabib March 9, 2008

alaska thunderfuck 

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!

Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz

alaska thunderfuck by Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2008

Alaskan Thunderfuck 

Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.

"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games

Alaskan Thunderfuck by XF42 August 6, 2009

Thunderfucker 

A person who takes credit for anything that is not theirs.

"She took my presentation, put her name on it and took it to senior management again. Total thunderfucker."
"Ill send it to them the night before it's due, make that thundafucker look like the idiot they are when they open their mouth"

Not to be confused with "Fundafucker" - which is the out of office equivalent.

Thunderfucker by livebythesword November 25, 2019

Thunderchucked 

When a bearded bass angler swoops in and make meaningless conversations about the fact that he has been using a chartreuse tube all morning while the thought of Angus Young playing guitar race through his head. Then casts exactly where you have been fishing all morning and catches your fish.

Mother fucker! That son of a bitch strolled up and thunderchucked my fish!

Thunderchucked by Concerned Angler October 26, 2018

Alaska Thunderfuck 

Queen bitch Drag mother from the planet Glamtron 5000.

Don’t touch her wigs. Your make-up is terrible. I love your pussy. Anus. Hieeee.

Alaska Thunderfuck is the winner of Rupaul’s All stars seasons 2.

Alaska Thunderfuck by NumbchuckBitch August 5, 2022