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Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon 

An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.
Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"
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The Dawn Warrior 

Freaky sex stuff in Chult
Can you believe they will do The Dawn Warrior at that brothel?

The Ultimate Warrior 

A sex act. While having doggy style sex with a girl you grab both of her arms, and hold them out in a T formation, and shake the hell out of them. Just like the WWF star, the Ultimate Warrior's ring introduction.
I was hitting Jessica from the back, and thought I'd spice it up a bit so I gave her the Ultimate Warrior. I nearly dislocated her shoulder. Whoops.

Bob the Samurai Warrior 

A kid who beleives he is a bad-ass and thinks they can break every bone in your body.
Bob the samurai warrior is full of shit.
Bob the Samurai Warrior by el_quapo February 21, 2011

The Nutfield Warrior 

When Oscar puts his ding dong in Eves crusty butthole.
Hey Dylan! i just completed my quest involving The Nutfield Warrior!

The Nutfield Warrior 

The act of ejaculating into a persons crusty butthole.
Oscar- “Hey, Dylan! i just tried The Nutfield Warrior on Eve! it worked brilliantly!”

Dylan- “That’s great man. Me and my dog Nutty are about to attempt that. I’ll keep you updated!”

Ethor the Legendary Warrior 

An illiterate special snowflake that doesn't know how to take critics.
"Damn, don't be Ethor the Legendary Warrior. Learn the difference between critique and destructive criticism."