The Tent 

The tent is a big cobblestone tent shaped building, usually going up to build height, built on minecraft servers, just for the sake of it. It is also a cult

Person 1: "aaah gotta love the tent"
Person 2: "it looks fucking ugly"

The Tent by Joow_ July 6, 2020

the Tentacles Would Be The Ammunition 

the Tentacles Would Be The Ammunition

the Tentacles Would Be The Ammunition

the Tentacles Would Be The Ammunition by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Pitching the tent 

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

Pitching the tent by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

In the tent 

Two people having sex in a remote location away from public eye.

Examples are : house, hotel, car, bushes, bathroom.

Where’s George ? Ohh he’s “in the tent” with his girl.

In the tent by Themoneyshot September 21, 2021

Lick the Tent 

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

Lick the Tent by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

Lick the Tent 

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

Lick the Tent by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

Gassing the Tent 

When you have a boner and fart so that the gas engulfs your penis and inflates your pants

Eww look at Mikey he's gassing the tent, I can smell it.

Gassing the Tent by Hamgurburger February 11, 2024