rip the dream 

Something you say when something goes wrong in life. Usually you use this phrase when a plan fails, or something bad happens that was unexpected. Also said when a dream you had dies, hence "Rest in Peace" the dream, meaning the dream has died.

When I couldn't find a condom, my girlfriend said "RIP the dream", because we had been planning to have sex for months.

rip the dream by tyreethus_mento February 14, 2017

Living the Dream 

Often used ironically, often when one person hates their life and would just like to kill themselves rather than live another day of their shitty lives.

James: How's it going Jeff?

Jeff: Oh you know, living the dream man

Living the Dream by KyleCologne December 11, 2018

Living the dream 

An answer to the rhetorical "how's it going?". Usually given when someone at work asks how you are and it is quite obvious that you have a crappy job and are just as broke as the next person. Most often used by cab drivers when business is slow.

Dean: Hey Greg, how's it going?
Greg: Living the dream, brother, living the dream.
taxi Greg how are you job life

Living the dream by CountyDame July 15, 2011

freak the dream

just live your life and don't care what the haters say

dude i'm just trying to "freak the dream"

freak the dream by partyyourfaceoff1 March 5, 2009

killed the dream cream 

When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.

Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.

killed the dream cream by Dreamerman May 16, 2010

livin' the dream 

Taking a massive shit on company time, knowing damn well that there is nothing better that you could be getting paid to do

Manager: Where have you been for the last 45 minutes?

You: Just "Livin' The Dream"

livin' the dream by ZeSquizz February 18, 2011

Living the Dream 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe the pure boredom and bullshit associated with deployments. People who are screwed into being fobbits with combat arms MOS's are usually the first ones to throw this gem at some one who makes the mistake of either asking, "What's going on?" or "How are you doing?".

Random super happy guy walking into a center of operations: "Hey how are you doing?"

Bored fister: "Living the dream asshole. Thanks for rubbing it in."

Living the Dream by Jebus Chris August 1, 2009