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Fornication Under Consent of the King 

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK
--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"

convent of the sacred heart 

a school located in greenwich, ct where the vast majority of the student body can actually spell, unlike certain students from other fairchester schools who gloat about how "their schools the bestz!" we also know enough not to embarrass ourselves or our school over the internet by writing paragraph long run-on sentences declaring how smart, hot, and fun we think we all are. instead, we are a nice, friendly, and overall intelligent group of girls who will go on to attend good colleges. even though sacred heart is located in greenwich we have a geographically diverse student body, and we are not horribly snobby either. if we spent all of our time fooling ourselves into thinking that we are god's gift to mankind, then we would not be as successful as we are.
"why don't you ever have free time? you're always so busy with school, clubs, and sports. come waste eons of time with us!"

"i can't...i go to convent of the sacred heart."

The ol' snake convention 

A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.
Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.

Convent of The Sacred Heart 

A private, all girls, high school in San Francisco. Coming from a Convent student, the education is great. You will find the best teachers there, who are flexible incredible, and genuinely want to see their students succeed. The students though are another story. Now many of these girls are strong self-made women who defy stereotypes. However, the school did not earn the monikers, “hoes on the hill” and “bitches on Broadway” for no reason. There are several students in each grade that fit the rich, entitled, slutty, mean-girl stereotypes that give the school a bad name. However all schools have these shark girls. Please do not judge the school based on its reputation, but come and see for yourself.
I attend Convent of the Sacred Heart high school.

Are you applying to that school on Broadway street, Convent of the Sacred Heart?

Fornication Under Consent of the King 

The letters at the beggining of each word basically spell FUCK
"Fornication Under Consent of the King YOU MAN!"

convent of the sacred heart 

all girls' private catholic(light) school; grades k-12.
the illest school, with the chillest girls. yeah they got too much money, and live in a bubble, but they can throw it down and got mad style. "conventeers" drive sick cars and can start a dance party anywhere, anytime, so don't be hatin, you can only love em!

universally known as 'the whore house on the hill' by the jealous and ugly.