Tesco Fleece 

The famous fleece of the tesco employee. It is either blue or red or a tartan mix of blue and red, always wore by the most depressed of tesco employees, especially the blonde ones and the ones which wear a slap load of make up! They wear it because it claims to keep them warm but secretly it is because they think it is a fashion statement within the workplace and it seems that the ones which work in the 24/7 tesco's tend to be very fond of them. If you see a worker in tesco without a fleece, it either means they are unwanted christmas temps or are one of the under 18 employees which have been forced to wear embarassing bright tshirts at the entrance telling people wear the fruit and veg are.

Jack: Hey Louise, do you like my new tesco fleece?
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!

Tesco Fleece by JulieWalters66 January 5, 2011

Tesco Ben 

An old man above the age of 120 that works at tesco and goes by the name of Ben. No matter his actual age he will always be 120, he is the definition of old no matter how triggered he gets about it. They're always fulltime single dads, proud owner of 24 pairs of crocs, he thinks all feminists are evil.

Hahah thats a right tesco ben that is. Tesco ben is so old!

Tesco Ben by emojisrcool69 May 9, 2018

Tesco Value 

A word which originated from Tesco, their own items which are cheaper.

Now used by Roadmen to call peoples things cheap and low-quality.

Person 1 : Did you see Seulgis new car?
Person 2 : It's Tesco Value man

Tesco Value by TheNewKidInTheEnds June 7, 2018

Tesco torpedo 

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

Tesco torpedo by BlameXeno June 6, 2023

tesco turd

when one produces an extremely horse shoe shaped shit that is long enough to circumnavigate the bowl without breakage. there is also a worrying absence of shit rags!

B DOGGG: alex viner of 3 school street askam in furness curled out a fucking tesco turd! he fucking loved it

tesco turd by B DOGG69 March 13, 2008

Tesco flighting 

When one or more persons take a completely random journey to a tesco supermarket, past the GMT time of 2300 hours for irrelavant items.

The time is 23:15, family guy has finished and your now bored. You feel like Tesco flighting so you drive to the 24/7 tesco just to get out the house. You spend your loose change on pointless items such as magic trees for your car or guyliner.

Tesco flighting by frostisinyea July 27, 2011

Tesco Value Cider 

A vile alcoholic liquid (4.2% abv) that mainly tastes of chemicals rather than apples. "Usually drunken by tramps"

"I have no money i will have to buy Tesco Value Cider"

Tesco Value Cider by GingerWineMan October 8, 2011