Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.

Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"

Rusty Telescope by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012

Chocolate Telescope 

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

Chocolate Telescope by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021

Hubble Space Telescope 

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.

“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”

Hubble Space Telescope by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

nubble space telescope

having an internet connection so slow that u transmit and receive data as fast as the hubble space telescope.

he's lagging so badly he could be a nubble space telescope

nubble space telescope by moon August 1, 2004

Telesync 

A 'professional' bootleg camera job with direct sound. Wherein a VCD pirating group sends a cammer to a cinema with camera and wireless mic's. Cammer attaches wireless mics to speakers, videotapes the image off the cinema screen and goes and rips a/v to his computer and encodes and disseminates through the internet.

Asian versions of telesyncs are called silvers
Non-direct sound or overall shitty quality telesyncs are often refered to as cams.

Centropy and TCR release some of the best telesyncs on the scene right now. FTF and UMS release the worst.

Telesync by Murd0c November 14, 2003

hubble telescope 

the best astronomy tool. ever.

I am doing my History Day project on the HST

hubble telescope by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005

telesnort 

when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.

I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?

telesnort by jon.o July 25, 2009