Texas Stir Fry 

A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.

Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.

Texas Stir Fry by Stirfrymaster May 10, 2018

alabama stir fry 

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.

Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.

alabama stir fry by Montague Munch October 20, 2023

Asian Stir-Fry 

To throw up, shit, piss and cum in a womens mouth and haver her gargle and swallow it.

I sure gave her a steamy Asian Stir-fry last night!

Asian Stir-Fry by hello1471 April 1, 2009

Drum Set Stir Fry 

A sexual act involving a man penetrating a woman in the anus and immediately before male ejaculation the man inserts his penis into the female's ear and 'blows his load' into her orifice. He then proceeds to 'stir fry' the 'spunk' into her 'drum set' with his member.

See that chick over there? I would totally give her a drum set stir fry.

Drum Set Stir Fry by Drum Master 9000 December 13, 2015

Mississippi Stir-Fry 

Whatever it is, you can't afford it.

In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.

Mississippi Stir-Fry by Charlie No-Face July 14, 2020

Shanghai Stir Fry 

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan

Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.

Shanghai Stir Fry by A-trips October 30, 2020

Asian stir fry 

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed

Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?

Asian stir fry by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021