No shit Sherlock 

The witty response to a statement of sorts

Sam: Ugh I wear too much makeup!
Drew: Yeah, no shit Sherlock!

No shit Sherlock by Drew Diamond February 18, 2017

no shit sherlock 

No shit sherlock is used to insult someone who is stating to blatant obvious. similar to "you don't say" or "thanks captain obvious!"

if someone is saying something obvious instead of saying "no fucking shit" you would add "sherlock" to it just to insult them further.

dude1: hey there is a hole in the boat i think we may sink
dude2: no shit sherlock

no shit sherlock by soodinym June 8, 2016

well, no shit 

A response similar to 'how interesting' or 'I didn't know that'.

Ex. Person 1- "did you know that there are over a thousand different species of fish?" Person 2- "well, no shit!"

well, no shit by the dirty bastard May 27, 2009

no shit 

a quick and witty come back to some who states the obvious

woman behind a burger van: do you want a cheese burger? its the same as a normal burger but with cheese on

guy picking his food: no shit

no shit by metalrob1 November 28, 2009

No Shit 

To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.

No shit, sherlock.

No Shit by smaq February 22, 2003

no-shit guy 

A formidable man who says what he means, expects others to do the same and is disinclined to tolerate discourteous behavior from others.

The term first entered the popular lexicon following the release of the film "Cadillac Man". In the film, the character of Larry (played by Tim Robbins) is holding a group of people hostage. He releases some of the hostages, but instructs them to tell the police that "I'm a no-shit guy." The hostages then run from the building one by one, screaming "He's a no-shit guy!"

"Jimmy's a no-shit guy, he told me he'd be here, and so he'll be here."

"Whatever you promised Mike, you'd better deliver. He's a no-shit guy."

no-shit guy by Rob Sterling March 27, 2005

No Shit, Sherlock! 

You can reply with this when someone says something extremely obvious.

Person 1: *insert something stupid shit here*
Person 2: No Shit, Sherlock!

No Shit, Sherlock! by Swag3tti December 21, 2015