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replacements 

When the girls you are with are either 1. pissing you off or 2. being annoying 3. not DTF

Or even if you just want them to leave.

It also can mean for boys to leave and their replacements are coming.
Can you leave your replacements are coming.
to take something, and get another to take its place ;

usually a downgrade. usually the replacement is not as good as the original
John: "hey, Frank! Where's your iPod?"
Frank: "I lost it, so i had to replace it with this crappy version, until i find it!"
Replace by UofAProffesor January 16, 2012

replacement words 

Words that replace curse words and are usually immature, obnoxious, and unnecessary.
Jack: "What the fruit is going on here?"
Jill: "What didn't you just say f***?"
Jack: "Oh, I'm trying to stay appropriate for the kids, so I'm using replacement words."
replacement words by katec123 April 25, 2010

testicle replacement surgery 

what happens on nights when cake is eaten
Sean and Spence were involved in amatuer testicle replacement surgery

replacement friend 

when you have a friend that you are just talking to because you have no one else in that class.

signs you have one:
1: you don't talk to them if you have another friend
2: if they have another friend near them, they won't talk to you. this means your replacement friend relationship is mutual. this is good for when you are going to ditch them next year.
3: you don't think their jokes are funny, and you have to fake laugh
4: you act different for them
5: they don't know you well or maybe they know every aspect about you since they are just someone you can rant to without worrying about them spreading it.

rules:
1: can't hang out with them outside of school
2: don't hang out with them if you have friends in that class
3: NEVER choose them over your friend for partners
p1: aren't you hanging out with her today?
p2: no man, she's my replacement friend. come on, let's go
replacement friend by checkitboys1 February 6, 2019

replacement beers 

Beers that you buy in a bodega or gas station across the street from the hotel the next day to replace the beers you drank from the minibar.
We crushed all the beers in the mini bar last night, but they are like eight bucks, so before we checked out we went and got some replacement beers at the Seven 11 across the street.