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Rapey Taptastic 

When an individual is so undeniably raggable, you would tap them within an inch of their life, more than likely dislocating their jaw and breaking a limb or 2 in the process, before beasting every orifice into a bloody crescendo of delight ...Who said romance was dead? Make way for the necrophilliacs
You're proper rapey taptastic; I want to taste your insides on the outside
Rapey Taptastic by iBane June 18, 2011

Rapey Rob 

A man or boy, closely ressembling Indiana Jones, Crocodile Dundee or some other form of explorer of the seven seas. Cowboy hats and knee-high boots are bound to feature in his getup, but he also may frequently be spotted in a kilt. His hobbies include overpowering young women and pinning them up against a wall/taking those bitches down, often whilst screaming "I AM INCREEEEDIBLY STROOONG" which he uses as his mating call, among other things such as hunting for crocodiles. He can often be found lurking. Anywhere.
OMG! That reptile boy pushed me against a wall last night and twisted my wrist. He's such a Rapey Rob.
Rapey Rob by hideyokidshideyowife October 4, 2010

rapey eyes

The creepy look someone gives off from their eyes that suggests that they'd like to forcefully have their way with you, right here, right now!
Do you see how Nate is looking at me with those rapey eyes?!?
rapey eyes by mos_darts September 25, 2009

rapey santa 

A shopping mall Santa who gets an erection when a little girl with blonde pigtails sits on his lap.
Cassandra: "Get your daughter off his lap Michelle, he is a rapey Santa."
rapey santa by JohnDaHound January 6, 2016

Rapey Owl 

a person male or female who sits in trees late at night looking for his victims or follows them round stores at night
check him out following that woman round the isles the dirty rapey owl! twit twoo
Rapey Owl by rapey owl February 4, 2010

rapey sweatpants 

When creepy old dudes wear sweat pants. The pants are over sized, baggy, and usually pulled up to high showing off more than desired.
That old man is sporting rapey sweatpants.
rapey sweatpants by Godudego July 27, 2016