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panamanian pumpernickel 

The act of inadvertently releasing the contents of your rectum upon the undercarriage of your scrotum
Dude I totally just gave myself a Panamanian pumpernickel during lunch

Bake some pumpernickel 

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.
Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.

scarlet pumpernickel 

An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.
Girl 1:" omg don't screw that guy, he has a scarlet pumpernickel"

Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"

Sir Pumpernickel 

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".
*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*

Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
Sir Pumpernickel by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Sir Pumpernickel 

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".
*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*

Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.
Sir Pumpernickel by Box Worm November 25, 2019

rambunctious pumpernickel 

The act of putting a loaf of bread called "Pumpernickel" into ones ass ;using it as a homemade dildo excitedly.
I got horny and head nothing but a piece of bread so I rambunctious pumpernickel that bitch.