privacy patch 

any artice of clothing worn discreetly to hide your "hooha" or private area.

"Danann CAN do a keg stand although in a dress b/c of her PRIVACY PATCH"

privacy patch by Danann, Amanda, Tracy, Charlene, Erin January 26, 2005

Privacy Policy 

An agreement set up between people to keep things secret. Are always broken, we don't knwo why they're set up.

Bob: HAHA! I just agreed to this privaacy policy but I'm going to violate it!

Kali: stfu I'm watching porn.

Bob: F U

Rest of CLique: STFU!

Privacy Policy by theeclique November 15, 2003

Privacy Cloak 

Can be a kleenex, wash rag, sticky note, anything to cover the camera eye on the computer you are using to masturbate to porn on the internet "just in case someone is watching on the other end".

Joe used a privacy cloak while fapping to men with balls but he forgot to lock his door and I walked in on him.

Privacy Cloak by dirtmetal September 9, 2012

Privacy Policy 

Where a site either says "We hate spam, we'll never let anyone know your e-mail", or "Fuck you, we want money!"

That's what you get for not reading the privacy policy

Privacy Policy by RickoniX November 13, 2003

Privacy.php

You clicked on terms of service and got this.congratulations!
Anyways,here is the real privacy policy.
1.ignore the definition of privacy policy.
2.if you create a definition of me,then send it to me via Roblox
or

quora.
3.put anything you want here because I don't know what to put here.

Dude1:I'm going to sign up on urban dictionary.
Dude2:ok
Dude1:clicks on sign up
Dude1:clicks on gmail sign up
Dude1:clicks on terms of service
Dude1:wtf why is there a definition instead of the terms of service?!?
Dude1:and it goes to privacy.php
Dude1:?!?!?!?!?

Privacy.php by Artemvideourban January 29, 2023

privacy policy 

A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.

Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR

Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.

Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.

privacy policy by Solarys June 11, 2018

Privacy-Screen 

A commonly used office device for your computer screen. Initially used for "privacy". Now more commonly used to goof off at work without having to worry as much about shoulder surfers or your boss checking what your working on.

My job has been so stressful lately, but now that I got this new privacy-screen I don't have to 'look' busy all day. It's great!

Privacy-Screen by warcraftwoman August 2, 2010