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Apple Picker 

A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.
"Dude, get your hand off my leg you apple picker!"
Apple Picker by Tom Stevenson April 15, 2008
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Quicker Picker Upper (qPu) 

Classy: Prior to self ejaculation one applies a condom to his penis to release his seminal fluid, no clean up required...

Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.
Hey man you shouldn't keep that rubber in your wallet, it makes it less effective... No worries dude I'm just using it for a quicker picker upper (qPu)

lenis picker 

someone who picks lenis plants
He’s such a lenis picker ugh.
lenis picker by jon.theprock September 8, 2018

Teddy Picker 

Made popular by Sheffield band The Arctic Monkeys, a "teddy picker" is a machine found at carnivals and fun-fairs, where one moves a robotic arm to pick up toys or in this case, a teddy bear.
Arctic Monkeys: Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker!
Random dumbass: Huh!??!?!
Teddy Picker by BeautyOnFyre September 30, 2007

prune picker 

Depression era term for a native Californian; one born in the U.S. State of California.
"I'm a prune picker, but my dad was an Okie."

Apple Picker 

An Apple Picker is when a Midget reaches up and grab/yanks on your balls
Eve the Midget was so small she had to get on her baby toes to Apple Pick Adam’s balls and the devil told her to take a bite. She is the most famous Apple Picker

Nit Picker 

Someone who always has to be right and is constantly correcting you
"That's wrong you fagot. The answer is 75" the nit picker said
Nit Picker by Prettylittleliars763 October 22, 2015