alaskan omelet

When a man uses egg yolkes as lubrication to butt fuck another man. Then flips him around to suck of the residue as breakfast.

Brunch? Nah, Im full from the alaskan omelet my daddy gave me this morning.

alaskan omelet by Raunchy Doctor June 27, 2016

Make an omelet! 

What Cynthia the doll from 90s-00s show, Rugrats, makes for breakfast while she's working out.

*listens to Cynthia Workout"

"Make an omelet! WOO!"

Make an omelet! by TheRugratsKiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiD February 25, 2010

denver omelet 

An omelet containing ham, onions, green peppers and optionally cheese,

Mmm, that was a delicious denver omelet!

denver omelet by Catherinethegreat March 31, 2009

Scrambled Omelet

An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.

Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?

Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.

Scrambled Omelet by P-vento May 13, 2011

wisconsin omelet 

When a male wraps his penis in cheddar cheese and he inserts it into a females asshole that has a picture of a cow drawn on it. Also known as a Wisconsin Grilled Cheese.

Bruh, did you see that girl's ass? I'd love to give her a wisconsin omelet!

wisconsin omelet by Mastermancreep12 April 20, 2016

Inadvertent Omelet 

When the whipped eggs go into the pan then you suddenly realize you have all the good veggies 🌶 hiding in the fridge to quickly wash chop and cook before the eggs cook all the way through. Clock's ticking!

Started cooking scrambled eggs in the pan then suddenly realized I had all the complimentary veggies hiding in the fridge to make an inadvertent omelet happen before the point of no return.

Inadvertent Omelet by The Reclaimed Chef November 5, 2019

Cream cheese Omelet 

The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.

John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.

Cream cheese Omelet by Jonny-Boi July 13, 2012