piss down my leg 

if you are being constantly bitched at you have to "piss down your leg" so you don't make any nose when you pee because you might get bitched at for that too.

My girlfriend is always bitching at me, I pretty much have to piss down my leg so that doesn't make her mad too.

piss down my leg by eviIthot September 24, 2021

Agh my leg 

When someone in sponge Bob hurts their leg

Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer

Customer: Agh my leg!

Agh my leg by Goth cuck May 24, 2018

Pulled my leg 

It is the action of pulling your hamstring

Oh no I’ve pulled my leg while playing hockey!

Pulled my leg by Your trusty informer May 16, 2022

Key to my leg 

like the key to your heart, but instead- it's a key to crank up Omar's leg

when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"

Key to my leg by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018

I think my leg is broken 

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

I think my leg is broken by Zema'am January 21, 2021

stomp on my leg 

expressing that you are going to give in to something that you low key want to do anyway

stomp on my leg, I will go get a free slurpie

stomp on my leg by tsunamigirl January 28, 2022

A white tear ran down my leg

A sarcastic phrase used to mock a moment that is intended to be sad, sentimental, or "deep," but instead comes across as forced or unfunny.

It is a cynical play on the classic expression "a tear ran down my cheek."

The speaker signals that they are completely unmoved by the situation and are instead reacting with crude, mock-sensitivity.

Friend A: "And that's why I think my breakup is actually a beautiful tragedy..."

Friend B: "Wow, man. That was so moving. A white tear ran down my leg."

A white tear ran down my leg by Cynitalia February 6, 2026