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mashed pootatoes 

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
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methed up 

When someone does methanphetimines so long they don't know how to behave in society. The drunk meth cook violating probation that kills a young man while she was talking on her cell phone hooking up her next victim, while driving thru town.! A destructive drug user.
methed up by JeannieHotPants March 4, 2008

mephedrone 

Meph is currently still a research chemical in most countries, however it has been made illegal in some parts of Europe down to its similarities to MDMA. Like MDMA, it can be snorted or bombed. It gives users quite a strong buzz, making it a ever increasingly popular club drug.
Ollie: Mate Ive got some more mephedrone in for the weekend.
Jack: Sweet as a nut son, sort us out a gram.
mephedrone by TheInformer09 May 14, 2009

messed up 

1) unjust, lacking fairness, unfortunate
2) describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else
3) in ruins
1) "You're mom won't let you go out of state for college? That's messed up."

2) "You told the teacher that I did it? That's messed up."
messed up by Josue06 December 28, 2005

methedrine 

A trademark used for methamphetamine hyrdochloride. Same as desoxyn. See methamphetamine.
I convinced my doctor to prescribe me with Methedrine!! Woohoooo! ^.^
methedrine by porkokorko January 12, 2005

Messed-Up Mardi 

An alcoholic drink that's unbelievable addictive.

To create this addictive drink you need the following:

- Jägermeister
- Cointreaux
- Southern Comfort
- Coca-Cola
- Ice cubes
- Longdrink glass
- Shotglass/shot dispenser

1. Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the glass.
2. Put 1 shot of Jägermeister and Cointreaux in the glass and half a shot of Southern Comfort.
3. Now top it off with Coca-Cola.
4. You have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. Just try to add more Coca-Cola while mixing it!

ATTENTION: DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH COCA-COLA IN THE DRINK (Max. 2/3) ;)

ENJOY!
"Did you try that Messed-Up Mardi drink yet?" "Hell yeah! I'm M-U-M'ed YO!"
Messed-Up Mardi by Sacrem September 9, 2009