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Massive Two Shits 

I hate going to Boston in Massive two shits for business.
Massive Two Shits by ThePPH February 10, 2015

Massive Head Syndrome 

Having a massive head basically, that crushes its holder and everything around it, if it hasn't sucked it into its gravitational pull...
Gus is suffering from Massive Head Syndrome

Massive dick syndrome 

A person with a massive dick for example dugdimmadomedimsdale
Aww man he got a massive dick #kony2012 thats massive dick syndrome

massive nigga sandwich 

a massive nigga sandwich is a sandwich an individual can buy for less than $10 that is literally the size of a human baby. (not to be confused with a big nigga sandwich though.)
Spencer: "damn bro that's a big nigga sandwich?"

Isaac: "nah bro this is a massive nigga sandwich."

Massive pussy syndrome 

Massive Pussy Syndrome or MPS.
This is better known as pussyitis.

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Teammate 1 - "Where did Mike go?"

Teammate 2 - "He said he no longer likes the taste of beer since he got the Massive Pussy Syndrome. Then he went home to shave his box!"

massive wiener syndrome 

massive wiener syndrome is a medical condition that gives peepo massiv weeners it I s not often found in peepol with the name lucas