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Mexican Manhole 

The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .
Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole”

Dirty manhole 

Fucking a girl in the ass right after she takes a wicked shit
I got a UTI form doing a dirty manhole
Dirty manhole by Aefvt November 19, 2019

falling into a manhole 

the act of falling into a manhole is when your having random sex doggy style and when you look down there is a gigantic black gaping void where not even light can escape.
becker guide to measuring manholes:

1. pencil tip
2. pinkey sized
3. D battery
4. you blow into it and i whistles
5. fist
6. head
7. can be used as a sleeping bag

dont go falling into a manhole now!

fell through the manhole cover 

To drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an assignment. Or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.
I can't make it in to work today because I fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.

Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!

Covering the Manhole 

When a guy puts his balls to another guys asshole and removes them repeatedly, kind of like a wrecking ball, but more like covering and uncovering a manhole.
Friend 1: Dude I swear those guys are covering the manhole when they are alone.
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...

Minnesota Manhole 

Taking a dump in a woman's neck through her smokers hole. Then pushing the waste down with your dick.
I gave that chick a big ole minnesota manhole. I opened up that chick's manhole so wide, i could see her stomach. That chick's manhole was so tight, it almost felt like the real thing
Minnesota Manhole by heeler July 9, 2007