Dirty Mack 

Someone who messes up your chances with a girl by portraying you as untrustworthy, dishonest, a womanizer, or otherwise undesirable.

damn I was bout to hook up with that bitch over there till the god damn dirty mack fucked shit up

Dirty Mack by webstedge March 16, 2009

craig mack 

To vanish all of a sudden

Tyrell hey whatever happened to craig mack?

p diddy if i tell you i will have to kill you

craig mack by Austin J. Petolillo January 1, 2012

macgyvered 

To use the seemingly useless trinkets and objects in your close vicinity together to accomplish an otherwise impossible task.

So I took my shoelaces, tied them together, lassoed the gas petal (with a paperclip), slid a wrench down it (to change the direction of force), threaded it through the steering wheel, and attached it to the door handle, so when I opened the car door and jumped out, the force from opening the door would cause the car to let on the gas and drive towards the men with the bazookas, letting me escape.”

macgyvered by Mark Hoye July 8, 2005

Macgyver 

v. To inexplicably overcome a perilous situation through the skillful use of random or otherwise unrelated objects.

Dude, I'll Macgyver that shit.

Macgyver by Detroit Rock citeee September 26, 2010

Macgyver Shit 

After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.

Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"

Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."

Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"

Macgyver Shit by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

Mackay Northern Beaches SHS 

Mackay Northern Beaches is a school that supports the usage of satan and is the exact definition of a hell hole. Staff in the High School despises the usage of socks that have the colour black, any colour that is not navy blue, white, or grey since they are rasist and people who wear these wrong colour gets an instant detention. The people who work or goes to the school doesn't comply the same sex dating and says leave room for jesus if they see anyone holding or hugging thats the same sex. The best thing about the school and what they do is the fact that they actually let you go home.

"Hey do you go to Mackay Northern Beaches SHS?" "yeah they made me straight haha"

Mackay Northern Beaches SHS by Kyle Nope October 2, 2021

long legged mack daddy 

A pimp is someone smooth and charismatic and good with women and uses his powers to exploit weak women.

A mack is a pimp that is able to exploit both men and women.

A mack daddy is a mac that is able to expoit other macs

A long legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.

Obama is a long legged mack daddy.

long legged mack daddy by fightthepower July 19, 2009