Logging On 

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.

He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."

Logging On by Doug_Cohen April 15, 2011

Logging Out 

The subtle way of saying you have to take a dump.

I'm having a little bit of trouble LOGGING OUT!

Logging Out by Tammer the Slammer September 23, 2011

Logging Framework

Toilet.

A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.

Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.

Logging Framework by RhythmJunky May 6, 2010

logging ass 

Logging Ass- verb. slang. the act of anal sex. Can be between two men or a man and a woman.

"so i was int he hotel and turned on the porn channel, and there's some dude logging ass on a desk"
OR
"amanda you like sports?" "so you know guys in locker rooms log ass right?

logging ass by burbidge June 11, 2006

logging off 

n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer.

Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.

logging off by Chris da raiser October 20, 2005

logging in to the cloud 

The act of getting stoned. Smoking pot or marijuana.
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).

After "logging in to the cloud" last night, everybody got stoned big time.

logging in to the cloud by RisenAgain November 3, 2011

Logging on my landing 

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

Logging on my landing by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019