If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of
disappointment
Lesters often
demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the
leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular
knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his
leather jacket and aviators: I think
I'm in love"