Kiwi

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. IT WADDLES AROUND AND EATS NUTS N STUFF. 10/10 WOULD PET AGAIN.

person 1 "hey look its a kiwi"
person 2 "YOOOO WUSSUP MY HOMIE??"
kiwi : squeak

Kiwi by Almondtax12 June 14, 2018

Kiwi Keen 

A colloquialism prominent in NZ stoner culture that implies the speaker intends to pursue a goal but in actuality is just going to loaf around with their thumb up their ass and probably smoke pot.

Kiwi Keen:

Kiwi1: "Bro we should like start a band!"
Kiwi2: "KEEN AS BRO!"

Kiwi1: "You'd be fuckin' keen to... (generally a stupid idea follows)"
Kiwi2: "Hard bro!"

Kiwi Keen by OutrageouslyFortunate June 29, 2011

kiwiaboo 

Noun: A person who is obsessed with New Zealand, but is not actually from New Zealand.

A contraction of Kiwi and Weeaboo.

The person who posted this definition is a Kiwiaboo.

kiwiaboo by Albino Kiwiaboo November 18, 2019

Kiwe 

Swahili for crip. Also spelled Keyway, Keway and Keeway

Kiwe means Crip like Damu means Blood.

Kiwe by Seven Trees Joob October 15, 2022

Kiwist 

A Kiwist is someone that practices the fine ritualistic arts of memes religiously, worshiping the almighty frog meme god, Lord Kiwi.

“He wouldn’t stop spamming memes. Probably because he’s a Kiwist.”

Kiwist by notslavaboo November 6, 2022

Kiwi

Someone who doesn't like to be mistaken for an Aussie,but its always amazed if you get it correct.

Supply teacher:OK kids,where am I from?
Class:AUSTRALIA!
Smart kid in the corner:New Zealand.

The Kiwi accent is softer.

Kiwi by SomeoneNew June 7, 2011

Angry Kiwi 

Sex move, where the male squeezes an unshaven nut, preferably the right one, into the females anus. You will probably need alot of lube to pull that off. Once the testicle is inside the ass, the chick needs to squeeze down as hard as she can. When the nut emerges, it will be extremely swollen from the intra-anal pressure applied by the female. This combined with the shit covered hair, makes it look like a pissed off kiwi fruit.

Gentleman 1: Hey man, why are you walking so slow today?!

Gentleman 2: I gave the ole' lady the Angry Kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the dickens!

Gentleman 1: Good work my man!!!!

Angry Kiwi by Nathan Stones, Aaron Cox June 19, 2012