kittens and puppies 

when a dude cums on a girl's face

It's raining kittens and puppies on your mom's face.

kittens and puppies by blackisthelastthingyoullsee June 21, 2010

Kittens in the blender 

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.

Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.

Kittens in the blender by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017

kittens_pawz 

kittens_pawz is a tiktoker who makes roblox content and tries to make people laugh

Y/N:Hey! Do you know "kittens_pawz"?
You:who are they?
Y/N: they are a tiktoker who makes roblox content!

kittens_pawz by Mikugirl March 15, 2021

kittens whisper 

The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop

Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened

kittens whisper by ElPedro December 2, 2021

pit kittens 

Cute baby cats who fight to the death, or until nap time and food, whichever comes first !

The pit kittens wake mommy up wrestling on her pillow! Meowmey!

pit kittens by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

exploding kittens 

A card game for people who are all about cats and various other items, which violently explode.

There's another exploding kittens freak, he's probably going to destroy the world with cats tomorrow.

exploding kittens by bakuboyboom July 16, 2017

Box of Kittens 

Used in emergency cases of extreme sadness, at which point you grab the box of kittens, and dump it all over said consumer

He's going into happiness failure! Get me a Box of Kittens, stat!

Side effects of kittens may include:

Sneezing
Tiny Scratches
And Erectile Disfunctiuon

Box of Kittens by Rick Avis October 23, 2007