Marshall Gonna Kill Me

Marshall Gonna Kill Me is also another meaning of the abbreviation MGK.

Guy: Do you like MGK?
Me: Heck no!
I like Marshall Gonna Kill Me MGK

Marshall Gonna Kill Me by mnmseminem July 28, 2019

Kill me in the face

It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.

Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!

Kill me in the face by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006

kill me now... 

That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!

“Oh my god! Kill me now...” Said the boy who just got out of school.

kill me now... by THEIRONY December 12, 2017

Kill me 

Do you need help? Please call the suicide prevention center.

Guy 1:We got skeewl kill me.Guy 2:Do you need help?

Kill me by BlueMoon167 May 3, 2018

Kill me 

I feel u :(

U kill me
Me: same umu

Kill me by Humanpersonlol August 26, 2019

Please fucking kill me 

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.

Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.

Please fucking kill me by Death boi January 20, 2019

God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.

John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now

God please kill me by sereklsj March 10, 2022