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Some dumb bitch that needs to die.

All her songs suck. Who ever produced "bossy" is an idiot, it sounds like my retarded uncle got hold of "the wrong stuff" and recorded himself playing my little brothers casio keyboard.

Seriously you dumb fucks need to listen to some good music. (rock, classical, and some other stuff)not that god awful rnb shit that you people call music. 90% of rap is shit too. The only hiphop I would consider listening to is JayZ, DJ Danger Mouse, Dead Prez, and Jurassic 5.

I hope you die and have a nice day.
Hitler had the right idea he was just an under achiever.
-- Bill Hicks
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kelis by udon'tneedtoknow July 18, 2006
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A leo female with low self-asteme, but a strong outer and inner shell. Kelis has musical talents and is a creative artist and a nice person towards the people she knows. Kelis can get and attitude and is a strong fighter.
Girl: Bruh Kelis is so pretty but she never thinks so
Kelis: Silent
Kelis by K3L!5.F4ZZ November 8, 2018
A hugely innovative and refreshing R&B diva,who is horribly misunderstood by the masses.Has had three top notch albums(the 2nd,never released in the US).

Has an understated,retro chic beauty and a wonderfully subtle,sullen and melancholy singing voice.

One who is far better than Beyonce and Ashanti,who are just like all the other mainstream sounding female singers!
Milkshake's not her only brilliant song.Haters,I suggest you listen to Caught Out There,Good Stuff,Get Along With You and Young,Fresh N' New!
Kelis by Stix April 8, 2004

"Milkshake" by Kelis 

Within the context of Kelis' 2003 song "Milkshake," milkshake is a metaphor for blowjobs. If you replace the word "milkshake" for blowjob or blowjobs it becomes clear.
"Milkshake" by Kelis ~ Verse #1

'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge'

EDITED:
'My blowjobs brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge'
"Milkshake" by Kelis by Chase29 November 2, 2010
A amazing weird, nice, considerable, and honest. Just don't be like mos people and she wont act bitchy😊.
Why that name doe Kelis.
Kelis by learen March 27, 2017
The most beautiful girl in the world and nobody notices but someday they will. Better than Becky with the good hair. Everyone lowkey wants to be like her. Everyone thinks she smart not sexy, nerd not noticed, and her beauty is taken for granted. She is also loyal, sweet, sincere, honest. badass. savage, and funny. NOW WHO DOESN'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT?!?!?
Kelis? Who's she? She's cute but...nah she wouldn't let me hit dat.

I need a girl like Kelis...
Kelis by spoopyandscramer December 6, 2018
Kelis is a gorgeous ,confident,stunning person can be stubborn but so kind ,most people value her friendship because shes loyal and is one of the funniest weirdest craziest people you'll ever meet don't take them for granted because they can be tempered easily. And isn't the most popular with boys but has an amazing figure.
kelis was so funny and weird to hang out with
i wish kelis was mine
kelis by juman265 December 21, 2017