horsey-head 

A long, large oddly shaped head.

Oscar looks like a pony because of his horsey-head.

horsey-head by reesewords August 19, 2008

horsey apples 

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.

'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'

horsey apples by s george April 20, 2006

Horsey Tag 

A carnal game played at orgies and sex parties. Horsey Tag is a fusion of the popular and often sexualized games of twister, tag, and chicken fight. Competing in teams of two, each team selects a horse and a rider. One team begins the game as the "it" team, like in tag. Horses begin by penetrating their rider in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position. Maintaining penetration throughout the game, horses move around the room in a crab walk fashion while the "it" rider tries to tag the other riders. The game "finishes" when you do.

Also known as Crab Walk Polo.

Should we play Horsey Tag at the orgy today?
Horsey Tag makes me too tired to finish!

Horsey Tag by Snowfinder July 21, 2021

horsey style 

(sex act) Doggy style, but both people are wearing creepy horse masks (as in Party Horse)

I saw this hilarious porn the other day. They're going at it doggy style, but they're both wearing those crazy horse masks. I guess it was horsey style.

horsey style by janx February 8, 2013

horsey porn 🐴 

i had horsey porn yesterday 🐴

horsey porn 🐴

horsey porn 🐴 by the garry May 24, 2020

horsey bumness 

Another option for expressing your dislike at horse manure, this is a slang word in parts of London

(Walking past a garden)
"UURRGGHHH look guys, horsey-bumness!!!!"

horsey bumness by Lualua June 16, 2005

horsey as hell 

Shockingly disgusting, yet pleasurable.

Yesterday i ate ice cream for breakfast, two French dips for lunch, and an entire pizza for dinner, it was horsey as hell.

horsey as hell by RobertaIsCrazy March 22, 2007