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When someone ( normally a 12 year old ) tries to use the word hooligan in jokes to make them look like they know what they're talking about, when in reality no one knows what they are talking about. For some reason, these strange creatures from ages 10 to 14 atually understand each other, for they snicker/laugh uncontrollably at the sound of "hooligan" or the term "69". Perhaps one day, we will find out the secrete to this language of these very peculiar creatures.
"I said swiper no swiping ya hooligan... 69!!!!! Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!" - middle school boy
Hooligan by jummpyduck0 April 23, 2015
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A hooligan is a uneducated hairy dude that live in clans in bases on islands. They are oftenly found waving their arms in the air. They also hide in coconut trees and jump you. If you hear a moan, call the Hooligan Patrol at 62829-82920202938-88888
"Hey dude what-"

*hooligan jumps out waving arms and attacks guy*
Poor Jefferey got jumped by a hooligan. Call the Hooligan Patrol if this ever happens to u.
hooligan by hooligan2004 October 13, 2016
A short white man with no hair called Chris.
Chris is a hooligan
Hooligan by Anon1232 May 9, 2019
A bum, deadbeat, good for nothing with an Iq of less than 20. Likes to spend its time looking for problems.
Hooligan by ain't_rocket_ science January 20, 2023
When Brendan and his friends go out on bikes through the town
Hooligan by Defnotmdc August 14, 2024
"That holligan causing mighty trouble on deck" -hooligan
Hooligan by FN kid guy November 24, 2025

Hooligan things 

A phrase to be used when don’t want to provide full details of what you are doing. Covers normal social activities such as visiting the gym
What are you doing today?”
“Oh just hooligan things
Hooligan things by Hooligan dawg November 3, 2022