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Honky Tonk Day 

An awesome holiday where a group of people dress up in the most awkward, outrageous clothes they can muster and then parade around, getting a lot of weird looks and things thrown at them. Throughout the day, the number of times this group is honked at by passing cars, asked questions about their outfits, or waves, etc, is tallied and then counted up at the end of the day (my personal record is 257). It is also typical for these people to commit random acts of randomness where lots of people can watch them (ex: dueling with curtain rods, creating sidewalk art with Easy Cheese, giving away free tins of anchovies, etc). Other Honky Tonk Day customs include: eating at Outback Steakhouse, taking pictures with people, playing DDR in crazy outfits that make a lot of noise (bells, etc), and more.

Annually celebrated on July 7th. But it's really not limited to that, you can celebrate whenever you feel like things are getting dull. : )

This holiday has absolutely nothing to do with the usual definition of "honky" or "honky tonk".

Originally invented by a group of freaks in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's only really celebrated by a select few cool people. =/
Remember when we scared all those tourists last Honky Tonk Day? They totally freaked out when we started dancing.
Honky Tonk Day by Tabs & Nox September 14, 2008
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Honky Tonk Badonkadonk 

a girls ass that is so damb fine!!
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Jami B. January 13, 2006

Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk

honky tonk badonkadonk 

The badonkadonk of a white trash redneck girl or woman. These bootys can be seen at WalMart, Waffle House or the local line dancing country music bar. Country singer Trace Adkins immortalized them in his song of the same name. White crackers love to tap that ass after a few beers.
Cletus and I went to The Round Up last night for a look at that honky tonk badonkadonk!

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk 

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk= A name for the a white womans booty.

honky tonk sucky cock 

Gay sex were a guy fists another turning the anus inside out and then sucking it
"Dude, did you hear that Gio had honky tonk sucky cock with Eric?"

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk 

Up in the sticks, it's uncommon for a white girl to have a round, nice ass. Normally the girls have either a fat ass, or a skinny one. Honky Tonk Badonkadonks can only be owned by white girls (Preferably country). The butt is commonly mistaken for big, but it's not. It's medium sized and firm, but extremely shapely with big hips. (No more than forty inches around- that's when the country boys consider it fat) Butts like these are a treat for country boys!

When she dances with rhythm, it makes all the boys "want to get up and sing along"!

Popularized by the song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, from Trace Adkins.
"It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk, badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma!"

Bud: "Leeanne is so dayum' fine."
Austin: "I know riight? She's got a honky tonk badonkadonk. Whooo-ee!"

Bud: "I done spank them britches all night if I could."