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the homecoming effect 

the act of stressing out in the weeks before a homecoming dance in regards to the possibilities of not having a date for the dance. side effects may include nausea, headache, upset stomach, and the all around feeling of hopelessness and depression as you have lost all confidence in your abilities.
Joey was experiencing the homecoming effect when he realized that he was single and needed a date for the homecoming dance.
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High School Homecoming Pep Rally

A huge gathering of a high school's student body to support and cheer for their class and boo the other classes.
Chants and Cheers,decorations,games.
The homecoming pep rally is a big part of the High School experience.
Typical response after a High school homecoming pep rally
"The Homecoming pep rally was loud, people were rowdy, and it was like a mosh pit of people crowded against each other, it was so fun"

ghettoest homecoming on earth 

you going to GHOE? you mean NC A&T's homecoming? ...naw it's GHOE...the "ghettoest homecoming on earth"

Sandy homecoming 

When a girl has crabs and puts sand into her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home
Bitch gave herself a sandy homecoming

Sandy homecoming 

When a female has crabs then puts crabs in her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home
"Why are you so happy?" "I brought someone home today" "who?" "My crabs" "Ahh, Sandy homecoming"

A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.
Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.
A Texas Homecoming by dumbcherub September 7, 2019

homegoing service 

The funeral of someone loved by family and friends. Not wanting to call the service a funeral, homegoing to be with God.
I am planning my Homegoing Service in advance.