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Hatch an egg 

Take a dump, cleanse ones colon, pass waste, lay a cable, drop the kids off at the pool, pass a turd, have a chod
Ohhh mate that vindaloo has left me with nuts guts! I'm desperate to hatch an egg!! lay a cable cleanse the colon take a dump have a shit nudge the fudge drop the kids off at the pool
Hatch an egg by Kellikellyp August 11, 2016

Hatch back 

Means that your convertible car has the "Hatch" or the top open/ laid back.
"dude, check out the mustang with the hatch back. There's two hot girls ridin' in it."
Hatch back by One_fool_less February 3, 2010

Hatch a Duck 

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
Hatch a Duck by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009

Hatch That Donkey 

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.
Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.

Hatch Cover 

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.
Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?
Hatch Cover by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013

Hatch Trimmer 

Pussy killa

Pro hoe Slayer
the man other men wanna be,
and hoes wanna be with!
He is a straight up Hatch Trimmer bro...i mean its Thursday and hes already hit a three peat !
Hatch Trimmer by instadick February 28, 2019