hmu 

Hug My Uterus

I was laughing so hard i had to HMU

hmu by LouisLane July 16, 2010

HMU 

Hump My Umbrella

Hey dude, HMU!

HMU by omaigawd June 1, 2011

HMU 

hot musty underarms

Angelina Jolie sometimes looks like she's been sucking hmu all day.

really someone give her some chapstick

HMU by litlblueskittlz November 21, 2010

hmu 

hefty male urethra

girl: you got some mad distance with your money shot

guy: bitch, thass cause i gotta hmu

hmu by anonyanony April 8, 2011

HMU 

Here's My Uterus

Those shorts are so short, they're like HMU!!!

HMU by TastyT July 21, 2011

hmu 

Hit me up

hmu while i am working

hmu by Lilrolla October 30, 2015

Hmu 

"Hit me up"

"Hey wanna chill sometime"
"Yeah hmu whenever "

Hmu by Kikixoz April 1, 2016