John Gomez Syndrome 

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.

Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks

John Gomez Syndrome by RoxerMan October 24, 2014

one eyed gomez 

A dog or cat's butthole.

That cat's got its one eyed gomez staring right at you.

one eyed gomez by nightdave November 8, 2009

John Gomez 

The guitarist for a band called The Summer Set. Also happens to be one sexy-ass motherfucker. Vegetarian. Pen-biter. Vans-lover. Brother of Stephen Gomez. Elevator Dominator. Majestic unicorn.

Don't even try it, ladies. He's taken. (by me ;D)

Girl one: OMG who was that hot guy with the lensless glasses?
Girl two: John Gomez. He's so fucking sexy!
Girl one: I know, riteee? *drools*
Girl two: Un-uhhh, girl he's MINE.

John Gomez by LoveLikeThis April 28, 2010

Wiggly Gomez 

The act of rappelling down into Selena Gomez's house via UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopter with a close friend, undressing her then while you lay on the ground said friend wiggles her struggling naked body on top of your face, vagina first.

"Have you heard Selena's latest album?"

"Naw man only thing I've seen in the news lately was Operation Wiggly Gomez bro."

Wiggly Gomez by BlackLotusUP November 7, 2012

Snappy Gomez 

A sexual move where one places a thumb in the vagina and a thumb in the butthole and attempts to make a snapping motion with their fingers.

While I was fingering her I decided to see how she would react to a Snappy Gomez

Snappy Gomez by Ozreich December 18, 2017

Foaming gomez 

When her pussy is dry and you proceed to blow a snot rocket on it then fuck her until a white foamy slime starts to build up.

Man that chick got a foaming gomez last night.

Foaming gomez by Jfeet June 24, 2018

Eric Gomez

Literally is in LOVE with joie and doesn’t have 7 girlfriends

Bro dose Eric Gomez have a crush on joie 😱😱
YES he dose!!!

Eric Gomez by dezurmomnuts69lololol September 25, 2021