ass fuckening

The ass fuckening is a multi-stage aerobic capacity fuckening that starts off dry and gets moister as you continue. The ass fuckening will begin in thirty seconds, jack off at the start. the fucking starts dry, and gets moister each time you hear this sound, squirt, a single fuckening has been completed each time you hear this sound moans. Remember fuck in the ass and fuck as long and as hard as you possibly can. The second time you fail to complete a fucking, your ass is over. The ass fuckening will begin on the word daddy, on your mark, get set, daddy.

The Ass Fuckening will begin in 30 seconds

ass fuckening by DannyBoiBoyo March 31, 2017

The Fuckening 

The single best way to describe the events of the year 2020

First coined by Bill Maher on his tv show Real Time With Bill Maher

Kid in the year 2050 “So what exactly was the year 2020 like?”

Guy who survived 2020 “oh man, we refer to that period as The Fuckening.” Aka the single worst year in the history of mankind”

Kid in the year 2020 “Damn that truly was The Fuckening”

The Fuckening by Pass poisonously December 5, 2020

The Final Fuckening 

The ultimate, and most dramatic event of your life. Also used for destroying everyone's expectations before you die.

I'm going to this BIG party, it's going to be The Final Fuckening.
I'm going to destroy this hospital room, this is my Final Fuckening!!

The Final Fuckening by Gootzie July 12, 2021

What the hap is fuckening 

That point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore.

So much has been going on at school lately that all I can say is what the hap is fuckening?!

What the hap is fuckening by crusty meme October 12, 2016

THE fuckening day 

You wake up and feel something is going to go bad, “the fuckening” will happen 1-3 times that day

“Today is the fuckening day I feel it”.

3 hours later “I lost my phone there it is, the fuckening”

THE fuckening day by Bsjekelalkijen&2&2828 April 5, 2019

The fuckening 

When your day is going too good but you don’t trust it, and finally some shit goes does

Johnny’s birthday was going fine until the captain arrived ah there it is the fuckening

The fuckening by KTM350 September 17, 2019

Sitcom fuckening 

Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!

Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)

Sitcom fuckening by Zombomb June 8, 2019