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filet mignon

Treating yourself to a session of masturbation with a condom on, this way you barely have to clean up.
Once a week john treats himself to a filet mignon
filet mignon by Nuchibuchi September 4, 2006

filet mignon

The man was known for performing a "filet mignon".
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.
filet mignon by BAD1983 February 16, 2008

Filet Mignonitis 

A disorder that affects a select few. It is cause by a lack of protein, found only in Filet Mignon, in the brain. Those who suffer from this disorder can see a decrease in productivity if a suitable amount of Filet Mignon is not ingested.

Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.
The office ordered lunch for all employees, but failed to account for John's Filet Mignonitis. The office suffered greatly for this over-site.
Filet Mignonitis by Weazul March 28, 2013

Filet mignon

Raw product, the best of the best .

Sometimes used As tilapia.
Heard jonny boy had that filet mignon.
Yea but id rather go to someone that i know Wont be a creep. Truth.
Filet mignon by Brazo233 January 30, 2018
I have the best wife/girlfriend. I got home from work and was greeted with a medium-rare steak and some head.Now that's what I call some great Filet-tio!
filet-tio by Tbone 5000 July 10, 2014

Filet them cheeks 

The act of taking a female's booty as your own as a girlfriend or side chick.
Yea man you already know, once I seen dat ass I just had to filet them cheeks.
Filet them cheeks by DatniggabigK October 1, 2016