farmville anxiety 

When a plant, tree, and/or animal on your Farmville is at 99%, and you keep staring at it until it reaches 100%.

Sally:OMFG MY CHICKEN IS AT 99%!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe:dude, you have a serious case of farmville anxiety.

farmville anxiety by farmvillelover August 28, 2009

farmville anxiety 

when you are at school or work and and cant concentrate because you forgot to tend to your crops, trees, or animals on farmville.

april: tyler why are you sweating so much...?

tyler: i have farmville anxiety! i have to text my mom and tell her to get on my facebook.

april: why...?

tyler: i forgot to harvest my farmville cotton! she has to harvest it for me!

farmville anxiety by jenkinsld098 December 3, 2009

farmville hacker

someone who logs into a friends account to send gifts to themselves on farmville

'that apple trees great'

'you only got it because you went on my account and sent it to yourself you farmville hacker!!'

farmville hacker by MG.... October 29, 2009

Farmville Scale 

The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.

Her farm on farmville is huge, but using the farmville scale she must be a loser.

Farmville Scale by Fuzzylump August 26, 2010

Farmville Poaching 

Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.

Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"

Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."

Austin - "Get a life."

Farmville Poaching by P titties October 18, 2009

Farmville finger 

Painful joint pain in the pointer finger that is the result of harvesting, plowing, and seeding too much on Farmville. This condition is more common for people who use Macs, or another computer with the flat mouse.

"Hey, __, wanna get started on that project due tomorrow?"

"Ok, but you've gotta write, my farmville finger is acting up"

Farmville finger by Ogabasi October 21, 2009

farmville guru 

one who has little knowledge of agricultural farming, yet owns everybody in farmville on facebook.

eddie is the consummate farmville guru.

farmville guru by countrybumkin555 May 13, 2010