tumblr equilibrium

When you reach the point with your tumblr where you post only enough to maintain your current number of followers, not losing or gaining any.

Dude, if you keep queuing all your posts, you're gonna hit tumblr equilibrium

tumblr equilibrium by lambyboo September 29, 2013

Total Compensation Equilibrium 

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.

"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".

Total Compensation Equilibrium by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009

dynamic equilibrium 

When it blows as bad as it sucks.

It was a case of dynamic equilibrium when Steve realized that the totally hot stripper he was dating had left him for his ex-wife.

dynamic equilibrium by Ricardo Corridor June 11, 2009

Tab equilibrium 

Living a life on the edge of all tab icons disappearing from too many open tabs.

Jim: "I am going to order my house today - the bedroom, the kitchen and windows desktop icons. But not before cleaning up open Chrome tabs. I cam't stand this tab equilibrium anymore!"
Lily: "Start with your mind."

Tab equilibrium by bugpower May 15, 2018

keep the equilibrium 

Usually appears on YouTube videos (in the annotations) or wherever both "liking" and "disliking" is possible.
A request from the author to keep the number of likes and dislikes even. Possibly a Fuck You! to the Like System.

__________________________
l Keep the equilibrium, bitches! l
__________________________

475 Likes 501 Dislikes

"I said KEEP IT."

556 Likes 556 Dislikes

keep the equilibrium by LovetteCher August 6, 2011

Pickle Equilibrium 

A condition in which all acting influences are canceled by others, resulting in a stable, balanced, or unchanging system on an edible product, such as a cucumber, that has been preserved and flavored in a solution of brine or vinegar in a Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich. The idea is that this stasis must be equal for the maximum flavor of the sandwich for eating pleasure.

Character #1 takes a Chic-fil-a chicken sandwich, opens the package, lifts the bun, evenly distributes the pickles, and enjoys meal.

Pickle Equilibrium by Shaken October 16, 2003

Nash Equilibrium

The act of a female flatulating during climax while receiving cunninlingus resulting in her partner being blown in the face by fart gas.

ohhh ooooo pffttttt... gross babe, I've just experienced Nash Equilibrium.

Nash Equilibrium by FunkmasterBRO August 16, 2012