eminessence 

If the hardcore rapper EMINEM fucked the lead singer from evinessence thay'd have a baby named EMINESSENCE

Yo their baby is Eminessence

eminessence by Biggie R September 19, 2003

emopiness 

1. a mixture of emo and mopey
2. the act of being emo, and mopey at the same time
3. annoying as hell
4. want to be goth

DERIVATIVES
1. emopey: the act of being emo and mopey

Those son of a bitch emo kids emanate such an aura of emopiness that i want to slit my own wrist

emopiness by ryan muldoon April 1, 2006

Emptress 

A person who spews poison and nastiness in a funny cynical manner

O what an emptress of drama!

Emptress by SXTZ November 3, 2009

Eatiness 

The ease in which something is to eat

Those burgers were bloody delicious, bit big though, wish they had more eatiness

Eatiness by kahlililililililili November 17, 2021