Easter bunny fucker 

A derogatory slang term used by Jewish people in the United States (particularly East Coast) to describe people with Nordic ancestry or people with blonde hair and blue eyes. Can sometimes be used to describe Americans who believe in Christianity.

Person 1: "hey dude, see that Easter bunny fucker over there?"

Person 2: "yeah, what a schmuck!"

Easter bunny fucker by Autistic Beaver October 7, 2025

The Easter Bunny 

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.

An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"

The Easter Bunny by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Swedish Easter Bunny 

When an individual has a one night stand and wakes up before his partner, shits in a basket, and places it on the pillow next to her.

(if no basket is available a large bowl will suffice!)

That chick I went home with last night didn't give me head so I pulled a Swedish Easter Bunny on her in the morning!

Swedish Easter Bunny by Joe823y January 1, 2008

Chocolate Easter Bunny 

a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.

Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"

Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."

Dick: "Word."

Chocolate Easter Bunny by Vamosi Crew April 13, 2011

dropping more eggs then the easter bunny 

When a woman is having her period

Did you hook up last night? No she was dropping more eggs then the Easter bunny

dropping more eggs then the easter bunny by 2themoon May 31, 2018

mexican easter bunny

the act of shitting in a Easter chocolate mold and giving it to someone

im gonna make a mexican easter bunny

mexican easter bunny by mexican easter bunny February 24, 2024

Chocolate Easter Bunny

When a person dedicates inside of a full bunny suit. Usually around Easter, but sometimes at a furry convention.

Look at the stains on that guys suit, he’s a chocolate Easter bunny.

Chocolate Easter Bunny by Doctor knuckles April 4, 2026