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dumb dick shit 

Purposely preforming a task that is negligible to equipment, morale or that generally makes things worse for everyone else. The task can be utterly ridiculous or obscenely absurd.
Co-worker 1; what happened to the new chainsaw? It barely runs and is as sharp as a bowling ball.

Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.
dumb dick shit by KingCoffee April 27, 2019
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jackrabbit dick shit 

jackrabbit dick shit is usally a term you would call a friend when he does some dumb ass shit right after you told him what to do or gave his dumb ass directions.

-Brandon Anderson
Nigga i just told you the storm was coming now look at you jackrabbit dick shit your dead.
jackrabbit dick shit by @polodowndon September 24, 2020

burnt dick shit

When you fuck a chick in the ass without lube so fast that your dick gets burnt.
Damn bro that bitch gave me burnt dick shit bro fuck that shit man fuck

Butt Chugging Dick Shit BCDS

When a shitty situation/event/person is forced to be handled and consumed in a social situation.

or a sexual act:

A sexual act consisting of three people, at least one male. While the male is having anal intercourse, he pulls his shitty shaft out, rubs it between the ass cheeks of the anally assaulted partner, while the third person chugs it up.
That's some Butt Chugging Dick Shit BCDS

The email was full of Butt Chugging Dick Shit BCDS

You see her/him Butt Chugging Dick Shit BCDS

Fucking dick shit balls face 

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead
Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

big dick shit 

When you have something cool or do something cool
Guy one: yo look at my cummins, big dick shit
Guy two: hell yeah, big dick shit
big dick shit by Neck_Breakin_Nate December 20, 2016

cat shit dick syndrome 

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.
Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.