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The Salvador Dali

Verb. The sexual act of steamrolling your partner then taking the fecal matter, blending it up and throwing it at a canvas. Once the canvas is prepped, the subjects will continue to have sex on the canvas. Fecal matter from both partners can be used to add a more textured effect.

Warning: Use goggles and safe sexual practices while performing this technique in the bedroom. Pink eye is a common side effect. In order to avoid this, the couple is recommended to wear eye protection such as goggles or safety glasses.
"I hear this piece was created using The Salvador Dali technique." - Art connoisseur

"Do you have your squash goggles?"
"Yeah they are in my closet downstairs. Why?"
"Were going to try The Salvador Dali Technique tonight, i have a bit of an art bug to pan out." - Piet Mondrean/One of many mistresses
The Salvador Dali by Chuckfrost September 9, 2011

Shani Davis 

A black American world champion speed skater of African descent that has been judged more on his racial and ethnic background than his versatile expertise and abilities in both long track and short track speed skating. In most countries outside of the United States of America where speed skating is considered a popular sport, he is considered a world champion, and saluted for his world record holdings. However, in the U.S., he is constantly being poorly portrayed by the media as a disgrace to America for "preventing other American olympic athletes from bringing home gold medals."
American Media: "Shani Davis has refused to do the Pursuit event out of his own selfish nature."

Dutch Media: "Shani Davis has strategically turned down his offer to participate in the Pursuit event to keep his body strong and fresh for the events he has prepared himself for."
Shani Davis by Fatt N. Ugly March 23, 2009

Sean Davis 

A mutha fuckin crackhead, mostly found drunk or trashed, known for calling everybody a pussy lip, tall crazy and down to fuck and smoke the fatties, if in the presence of a sean davis do not panic just offer him booze and he will eventually drive away in his camaro, brothers truck, or da grans mobile
Sean Davis is an ugly ass nigga who always be tossin dat salad
Sean Davis by niggas incorperated August 22, 2011

Scott Davis

An unmotivated, sack of turds. Known for extremely long shits and never keeps his word. Has fluffy, stylish pubic hair. Definately the power bottom in the relationship. Loves booze as much as the black cock.
I really hate that person named Scott Davis because of his face.
Scott Davis by Whisker Lickins February 26, 2009

Swirly Davis 

Generic street name for an STD, especially when wanting to make oneself look more promiscuous than one really is.
Nerd 1: Man, that bitch gave me the swirly davis.

Nerd 2: We all know that's not real, now make your attack roll.
Swirly Davis by dj_mankiewicz December 3, 2010

The Sean Davis 

The act of somehow being able to poop on your own chest. The Sean Davis requires many years of yoga training and a strong desire to perform the maneuver. Records indicate that there have only been a handful of Sean Davis' performed throughout the years
Guy1- "Dude, after trying the sean davis for many years, I've finally perfected the technique! "
Guy2- "Awesome, lets party!"
The Sean Davis by batmanofpizzahut September 6, 2013