Cranberry township 

A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.

I work in Cranberry township.

Cranberry township by suburbanite March 25, 2005

Cranberry Tea Bag 

A bloody tampon, with string generally seen hanging from a short skirted whore's lady lips.

Look at that whore, she's certainly smuggling a cranberry tea bag there.

Cranberry Tea Bag by Tucks91 November 1, 2010

Cranberry juice 

A type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. It is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). It is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).

Hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?

No, not unless its 100% cranberry juice

Cranberry juice by Cuz it matters October 16, 2012

cranberry sprite

The best drink in existence better than Jesus's cum it tastes so good

It's the thrist thristiest time of the year wanna cranberry sprite the answer is clear

cranberry sprite by Cranberryspritelover April 21, 2018

Cranberry Trap 

A "cranberry trap", not to be confused with cranberry mist is when someone cums inside a glass of cranberry juice.

Also refers to an attack from Flandre Scarlet, the extra stage boss of Touhou 6: Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil: Taboo "Cranberry Trap"

You fool! You drank my Cranberry Trap!

Cranberry Trap by Lavateinn June 21, 2020

Cranberry Loaf Facial 

Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.

“It aint a party til someone gets Cranberry Loaf Facials.”

“Bitch, come get yo CLF”

Cranberry Loaf Facial by Chocolate Assholes September 15, 2020

Cranberry woman 

Female who’s on her period

Bob: Alina is on her ladies days

Luke: what does that mean
Bob: she’s cranberry woman, she’s on her period

Cranberry woman by xx_a1ina March 10, 2021