Canadian Chocolate Cake

A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.

Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.

Canadian Chocolate Cake by jeff93 January 7, 2010

The Dirty Chocolate Cake 

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.

Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

The Dirty Chocolate Cake by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021

German chocolate cake coffee 

"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.

I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!

German chocolate cake coffee by library crew September 28, 2006

Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin 

Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.

That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.

Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006

strippers chocolate cake

The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.

Damn, Vitus, your brother's strippers chocolate cake was fantastic and nutritious.

strippers chocolate cake by Aberham Lincoln January 18, 2008

german chocolate cake 

After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.

I'll never reverse cowgirl with that ho, she German chocolate caked me.

german chocolate cake by Count Flatula November 19, 2013

National Chocolate Cake Day 

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

National Chocolate Cake Day by iiELL4 April 24, 2021