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Clementine 

A female who possesses the same qualities that a male desires when choosing other male friends (see also; Bromance) but remains extremely feminine and attractive despite her dude-like awesomeness.

A woman who is desired by many men for her style and charm but also because she can drink them under the table if need be and curses like a tenured trucker.

Signs that you may have a Clementine on your hands:
1. When making plans for a date night, she suggests getting drunk and playing video games.

2. She wants to have sexual intercourse on a daily basis (after the one month mark of your courtship has passed)

3. She has a fondness for comic books while still being able to give you an erection.
"Hey John, is it true that the hot chick you are dating is really a Clementine?" "Yeah man, she gave me road head on the way to the comic book convention yesterday and this morning she let me fuck her in her ass!
Clementine by Jane D. Clementine January 19, 2011
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Clementine 

Pure aggression. loves to tap on strangers backs, and toy with their senses with the use of ASMR
I know a girl named Clementine, she is very aggressive
Clementine by LordYungRichard August 18, 2019

clementine 

a girly who cute but always gets the fuckboys she way to good for. she pretty yet petty and loves to be social. she the one always getting high tho lol
person: you see that girl
other person: yea
person: thas clementine
other person: o yea the one always getting high
clementine by hey.itz.sam June 10, 2017

clementine-vega 

Everyone who knows clementine is wooed right away by how amazing they look. They are usually the most beautiful/handsomest person alive. They’ll always have a place in your heart, and bring you joy. If you find a clementine, you will be changed in the best way possible and you even might marry them. They truly are a blessing.
Wow! I’m going to marry Clementine-vega one day!
clementine-vega by Nothingnesss March 31, 2020

Celesting 

Spectating a group of people without contributing or speaking during the conversation.
Tanner stop celesting, you fucking weirdo.
Celesting by Bugbear12 April 25, 2022

Dry commenting 

Commenting on a post without reacting to the post. Some OPs get annoyed about this, because they have nothing better to do than refresh the number of likes and loves on their post, hoping it will go up.
"Why you always dry commenting on people's posts in this group? and you never make your own memes. GTFO"
Dry commenting by wondercito March 11, 2021

clementine 

rather delious... but be careful they do have seeds contrary to what somebody else said when defining them. if you eat them you wont get scurvy so thats another plus
yummm i really do enjoy the taste of these clementines... adn they look like child oranges
clementine by baby phat November 24, 2006