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East Bridgewater 

A small, rural town on the South Shore of Massachusetts. A better place to live than either of its sister towns West Bridgewater and Bridgewater. Home of the Vikings sports teams, lots of cows, horses and chickens. Very low crime rate especially when compared to towns like Whitman and nearby cities like Brockton.
East Bridgewater is a great place to call home.

Emma Claire Bridgewater 

The PERFECT girl. She is one of a kind. Smart, gorgeous, funny, an amazing kisser, quirky, amazing, playful, sweet, caring, a good cook, kind, understanding, forgiving, beautiful, kind-hearted, lovable, the best girlfriend inthe world, and the bestest bfffffffffffffffffffffff inthe world! She....is....perfect.
Wow, Look at Emma Claire Bridgewater! She is perfect!

Any guy to date Emma Claire Bridgewater is lucky as hell!

Teddy bridgewater

The Panthers organization weren't ever really serious about the guy having a chance. They had the money to spend to make some things happen, such as bring him to Carolina, but that's not the same thing as being serious. Some people with lots of money think that way. The former Panthers owner at least stuck with the same team through the years, win or lose, no matter what bad things people have to say about him.
Teddy Bridgewater wasn't really in a Panthers uniform long enough to get much done.

Bridgewatering 

When You Finger A Girl And You Let Your Homie Smell Your Finger(s).
Dude 1: Yo Dawg I Just Finished Bridgewatering This Girl.

Dude 2: No Way! Let Me Smell Your Fingers!!

BridgeGate 

A severely overblown "scandal" when leftists and many Democrats -- in an effort to distract from the ACTUAL problems in the country and Obama administration scandals like the pathetic Obamacare rollout -- hyperventilated, shat their pants, and otherwise freaked out over a local NY/NJ bridge closure allegedly involving Chris Christie, with little to no substantiated proof of any wrongdoing on Christie's part. In their true hypocritical ways, all of the real scandals involving the Obama administration, on the other hand, were brushed off as nonsense. The reasoning was because in recent polls, Chris Christie was the Republican frontrunner against Hillary Clinton, and all competition must be squashed.
Good gawd, turn off MSNBC! All they're doing is yelling about how they hate that the Romney family has a non-Caucasian child, and the freaking witch hunt on Christie. CNN spends endless minutes on Bridgegate, while conveniently ignoring all of the Obama administration scandals. Where can I find some actual news instead of this smear campaign nonsense?
BridgeGate by NHinthehouse February 2, 2014

Bridgwater 

The Shit Hole of the United Kingdom. Funnily enough, Watchet - a nearby town - is also the Shit Pit of the UK.

Imbreading is high in this area.
I'm gonna ahve a Bridgwater at the Watchet.
Bridgwater by Theo Samaritan September 12, 2006