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Blowing the Goat 

When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a goat penis stuck in your mouth. Or when you totally screw something up.
When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"

When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"

After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat
Blowing the Goat by STR8JACKET6 October 16, 2009

blowing someone off 

when someone says that they will do something and end up not committing to it
he ended up blowing someone off when he ditched them to GET blown off

synonyms: to cast aside, to throw aside, to ditch, associated with flakiness
blowing someone off by 6969lolz September 29, 2019

Blowing Chunks 

When the stomach releases large pieces of undigested food through the mouth
Chad : Oh boy lunch time now I can cuddle with my favorite girl!
Kiersten : Oh Chad this is so romantic kiss me!
Steve : Oh Shit! Move Out Of My Way People! UHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : You Stupid Fuck! What Is Your Problem!
Steve : Sorry for Blowing Chunks all over you guys!
Chad: God Damn't
Blowing Chunks by SlopNChop February 23, 2017

Blowing it 

When you are messing up, or screwing up, or doing something wrong.
" i forgot to do my homework dude"
"your blowing it..."
Blowing it by Kit_K@ January 10, 2012

blowing rails 

The best day of my life? Hmm I'd have to say it was New Years Eve 1986 when I was blowing rails with Rick James.