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1) A character in the Star Wars Trilogie. Is the supreme evil guy who turns into a more evil guy when he puts his dark helmet on.

2) A webmaster of a dutch forum. Sometimes strict but also justified, is the bodyguard of PrincessVegeta. They say his banning is faster then his shadow. But sometimes he's even too nice for SOME people.
1) Luke, i am your darth father

2) Person 1: "Be careful, or Anakin may ban you"
*Person 2 has been banned*
Person 1: "Too late"
Anakin by Perfect_Balance July 24, 2008
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Pedophile whose real age is 48 but changes it nearly every week. Now claiming to be 16 or so. When losing a fight always has his "mother" come onto his MSN to condem people to hell etc. and tell them they don't believe in God, and demands you use the word fish instead of a "naughty" word.

And once he goes into teh real world from being home school he fucked.

This bastard uses emails such as:
anakin@jknar.com
anakin_skywalker9012@hotmail.com
Myself: "Dan you hear about Anakin"
Dan: "What now"
Self: "I said heck and now he demands I say fish"
Dan: "Poor soul... Homeschooling by his mother has ruined that child"
anakin by Master Ian July 24, 2008
Anakin mean "Strong warrior". Anakin is a name used in the star wars series. (Anakin Skywalker)
He fights for his family like an "Anakin"would.
Anakin is truly an amazing guy. Anakin's have been through alot yet never let their past ruin friendships. he is the type you just cant help but love. he is a great kisser and will make an amazing father
'hey look, theres Anakin.'
Anakin by Anonymouscow11 August 5, 2020
you really are an anakin
Disliking sand because it's coarse, and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere anakin: a hate of sand
Anakin by xafectr March 5, 2022
A hot guy who hates sand with a passion.

He got a bit too hot and burned alive.

Once played fuck marry kill with padme but got confused and did all 3.

Likes to blame Obi wan kebobi
Obi wan: Anakin let's play fuck marry kill.
Anakin: okay. you go first

Obi wan: padme, -
Anakin: yes
Anakin by YouWereMybroAnakin April 3, 2023