A Kenny Turner

The act of masterbating while inserting foreign objects into your anus.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.

A Kenny Turner by Stumbles Von Kruatwagon October 18, 2015

Pulling a kenny 

Taking the actions of using, abusing, breaking it, and/or being a man whore

Dude you are pulling a kenny.

Pulling a kenny by Scarlet2.0 March 7, 2019

To pull a Kenny Jackson

When a white confederate truck owner says he hasn’t fucked his sister when in reality he has done it multiple times.

Bob don’t pull a Kenny Jackson. To pull a Kenny Jackson

To pull a Kenny Jackson by Fractman21 October 28, 2019

a kenny 

participating in or attempting to participate in sexual intercourse in a bed which is not one's own

I heard Katie pulled a Kenny last night.

a kenny by echarsquared March 23, 2016

pull a kendra 

Generally failing in every aspect, be it muting ones microphone via skype, forgetting said microphone is muted and spending half an hour talking to yourself wondering why no one is responding, or dropping ones laptop on the floor.

"I forgot my mic was muted."
"Way to pull a kendra."

"Oh, shit man. I dropped my laptop."
"Haha. Bro, you just pulled a kendra.

pull a kendra by Starrk October 3, 2011

a kenzie 

A stupid ass white bitch with no respect

Oh my god Stacy stop being such a kenzie

a kenzie by Hashtags sssa July 22, 2019

Pull a Kenny 

Having a bowel movement in a bucket on a webcam and not allowing your viewers to know it.

I did a 24 hour web cam broadcast once, had to pull a kenny twice

Pull a Kenny by snjvaper October 8, 2011