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Ashton W 

Ashton is the gayest person you'll ever meet, he is kinda chill to talk to but hella annoying. I like talking to him and stuff but like im not a simp sooooo 😗✌🏼
person: yo do you know Ashton W?
me: yeh ofc hes my bitch

person: true
Ashton W by ST0CK0 July 22, 2020

ashton winsor 

A piece of shit person who will shit on YOURE life and make it shitty. He abuses you, and harasses you for no reason, if you see him, kick his ass. He lives at either 292 Congress street or the apartment thing by players at the top room in Bradford Pennsylvania (in mckean county)
ashton winsor by Unpickedcotton September 24, 2020

ashton love moment

when you tell a gril that you love her just to fuck her...in the final moments of the guy squirting jiz all over his partners face...the man them screamsloud as possible.youve just been punked bitch. i hate you your a whore.then donkey punches her in the face until she cries.
hey bro do u remember that girl that broke your heart? well i fucked her all up i gave ashton love moment...she cried like a little bitch....
ashton love moment by beavster November 29, 2010

Ashton Fuckcher 

Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.

Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting

Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.

Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
Ashton Fuckcher by WaxCrayon March 11, 2011

Ashton Barbour 

a bulldog zebra pants mcgee eating grass in her natural habitat very gay and doesnt know anything
Ashton Barbour by bulldog barbour November 30, 2011

ashton hesseling 

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.
ashton hesseling by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015